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Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn’t notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Mission Accomplished.Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Indeed. Why are you solor squeezing me with your body? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Suddenly playing with yourself is a like scholarly pursuit.

Buster’s in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman’s terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! If that man’s straight, then I am sober. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy?

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Wow. We’re just blowing through nap time, aren’t we. Oh, like when they say “poofter” to mean “tourist”, yes.

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don’t be afraid to ride her. Hard. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, farther than UC Irvine. Please refrain from Mayoneggs.